vaccine

a medical concoction injection whose health benefits vary depending on the situation and other factors. Formerly known as being a tool to help PREVENT disease and infection, the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020-2021 has broadened the definition to the point that it’s primarily used to REDUCE symptoms of a particular illness. Unlike conventional and outdated scientific research, data in 2022 shows that infection shortly after vaccination indicates it IS WORKING.

It is important to note that any questions about the vaccine at all are unacceptable and disrespectful to science. The consensus is so strong that accompanying account suspensions often follow perceived ‘anti-vax’ sentiments.


Ex.

Joe: “Hey man I haven’t seen you post on Twitter since your 5th vaccine. Is everything okay?”

Mike: “I’m fine man, just dealing with my 6th COVID infection.”

Joe: “This is your SIXTH infection? That’s insane!”

Mike: “Nah man, this just means it’s WORKING.”

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